You can now turn your old Switch into the worst iPhone the world has ever seen, if that's your thing
It can't even open apps.
Do you know what the biggest problem is regarding the original Switch? The internet is full of too much good advice as to what you should do with it after buying the Switch 2. People are saying you should donate it to a loved one, or sell it off, or keep it around as a spare, and they're all perfectly valid pieces of advice, and you should definitely heed them. But we don't have enough outrageous, downright terrible ideas for what you can do with a spare Switch. And we need those for...reasons, I guess.
